Santa- Tu apni bimar votti nu ena kyon kuttya???
Banta - Yaar desi dawai deni si,
Hakim ne keya si -
ke changi tarah kutt ke deni hai !!
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Another one for punjabis only:-
Husband to his wife: Ajj 4 vaje kutteyan di race hai,
main othey jana hai..
Wife: Tusi vi na bas!!
Rehan deyo,
tureya janda nahin,
te laggey ne race laun..!!!!